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frenchie-fries:

vergess:

boltonsrepairshop:

PSA - PLEASE READ AND SPREAD HE WORD!!!

IF YOU SEE THIS PLANT AT ALL, DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!

Giant hogweed (Heracleum mantegazzianum) is an invasive herb in the carrot family which was originally brought to North America from Asia and has since become established in the New England, Mid-Atlantic, and Northwest regions of the United States. Giant hogweed grows along streams and rivers and in fields, forests, yards and roadsides, and a giant hogweed plant can reach 14 feet or more in height with compound leaves up to 5 feet in width.

Giant Hogweed sap contains toxic chemicals known as Furanocoumarins. When these chemicals come into contact with the skin and are exposed to sunlight, they cause a condition called Phytophotodermatitis, a reddening of the skin often followed by severe blistering and burns. These injuries can last for several months, and even after they have subsided the affected areas of skin can remain sensitive to light for years. Furanocoumarins are also carcinogenic and teratogenic, meaning they can cause cancer and birth defects. The sap can also cause temporary (or even permanent) blindness if introduced into the eyes.

If someone comes into physical contact with Giant Hogweed, the following steps should be taken:
  • Wash the affected area thoroughly with soap and COLD water as soon as possible.
  • Keep the exposed area away from sunlight for 48 hours.
  • If Hogweed sap gets into the eyes, rinse them with water and wear sunglasses.
  • See a doctor if any sign of reaction sets in.
If a reaction occurs, the early application of topical steroids may lessen the severity of the reaction and ease the discomfort. The affected area of skin may remain sensitive to sunlight for a few years, so applying sun block and keeping the affected area shielded from the sun whenever possible are sensible precautions
PLEASE, DO NOT JUST READ AND SCROLL! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND POTENTIALLY LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION!!!

Extra note: if you live in Oregon, New Jersey, Michigan or New York and see one of these, call your state’s department of agriculture to report it, and trained professionals will come kill it before it can produce seeds and spread.

Frankly, if you see one in general, probably call your DOA and see if there’s a program in place.

Do not burn it, because the smoke will give you the same reaction.

If for some ungodly reason there isn’t a professional who can handle it for you (and please, please use a professional), the DOA of New York has [this guide] for how to deal with it yourself.

OH MY FUCK I HAVE THESE IN MY BACKYARD.



laughterkey:

geardrops:

dodie-snk:

HE’S SO STUPID HE CAN’T SCRATCH HIMSELF WITHOUT FALLING DOWN THAT’S CUTE

oh no

oh no.





watsonisawallflower:

watsonisawallflower:

If this post gets 100 notes by May 1st, I will wear my flower crown my last day of classes

I am 100% serious and yes, I’ll take pictures.

fun fact: this is still a thing that is happening






tags: #ernrys

rl-y:

what an asshole



ofgeography:

nobody does panic like chandler bing





zohbugg:

Star Wars AU: Everything is the same, except R2-D2 doesn’t make beeps and whistles, and is instead voiced by Kayne West, who is given no script but is just reacting to all the crazy space shit going on around his little robot homie.






tags: #ernrys #ask
ernrys asked: "Witch!!, Genie!! fur y ( aka least favourite word i guess?) !!! and shapeshifter except,, instead!! if YOU COULD TURN INTO ANYTHING,, (LIKE. A NAPKIN DISPENS ER OR A SWOR D OR A SQUIRrEL OR CALCULATOR OR ANYTHING??) WHA T WOULD IT BE ? /W HY/??"

Witch:If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

TRAVEL EXPENSE. SO I COULD SEE YOU WHENEVER

Genie:If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

Oh man the irreversible thing made me nervous at first but then i thought of no depression for anyone

so yeah that

Fury:What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

least favourite word? uhhh probably panties or moist or something

they just sound weird i don’t like it

Shapeshifter:What would you change about yourself?

umm OH A MAGE

I WANNA BE A MAGE

CAUSE MAGIC

ahhh thank you, ma vhenan






tags: #what
Anonymous asked: "Hello EROS, my name is Beary and I am a bear. How are you today?"

zdk13eros:

Hello Beary. I love you I love bears.

What is it like to be a bear? Honey and blue berry pie.

Sounds delicious. 

I love to be a bear, too.

Want a kiss on the bear





monster asks!!! 

monster asks!!!

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?


what-the-pfargtl:

bloggingfrominsidethetardis:

what-the-pfargtl:

so this happened
she’s shorter in person than you’d think from her online persona, moose tend to be tall. i guess not as tall as giraffes…

…are you implying that I’m short, Jowie

whaaaaaattttttt, nnnnooooooo, whyyyyy would you thiiiink thaaaat?

it’s not too late, Jowie
I know where to find you

what-the-pfargtl:

bloggingfrominsidethetardis:

what-the-pfargtl:

so this happened

she’s shorter in person than you’d think from her online persona, moose tend to be tall. i guess not as tall as giraffes…

…are you implying that I’m short, Jowie

whaaaaaattttttt, nnnnooooooo, whyyyyy would you thiiiink thaaaat?

it’s not too late, Jowie

I know where to find you