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wuqs:

gotta get the kids into math and science again! need to remember the order of operations? forget about your dear aunt sally. who the fuck is sally? how about “please email my dad angry sharks” or “personal excitement means drugs and sex”!!! planets? no problem. toss out that boring story about your smartass mom getting you food. how about “mary’s ‘virgin’ excuse made joseph suspect upstairs neighbor”

September 1st | 51 notes | Reblog
oh my god  

fatfatties:

How to Make Groot Cupcakes 

September 1st | 50,730 notes | Reblog
ernrys  

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

(Source: someone-inconspicuous)

September 1st | 143,908 notes | Reblog

809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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baracknobama:

only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk

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dog  # ernrys  # jess look  

youngphilo:

liz-pls:

I’m only sharing tweets for those who are not on twitter and can’t see how passionate and outraged journalists are as they tweet from #Ferguson.

If you are on Twitter, here’s a good roster of people to follow if you want to keep updated.

Just now reading about this Luis Gonzalez case  

August 31st | 73,709 notes | Reblog

went to a P!atD concert on Thursday. Young Blood Hawke and Walk the Moon opened

ended up standing for three and a half hours and it was whoa way crowded but it was pretty kickass

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